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Monday, July 17, 2006

Question and Answers

Jugnu: Tell me five FERROCIOUS animals you can think of...
Harpal: 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.

Q: Why did the Jugnu Singh take a pair binoculars with him to a funeral?
A: It was a distant relative's funeral.

Jugnu Singh: I was born in the Punjab.
Hapal Singh: Oh really, which part?
Jugnu Singh: All of me, silly.

Jugnu: What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY?
Harpal: A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!