Santa vs Kasparov

Santa Singh is Flying from Moscow to Delhi. To his surprise, sitting right beside him is Gary Kasparov, the world Chess Champion. Santa has always been in awe of Chess players, and immediately starts up a conversation with Gary about the nuances of the game etc. Gary says ... "How would You like to Play me for $ 500?
Santa: "But you're too damn good".
Gary: "I'll play left handed".
Santa can't resist the bet and accepts. Kasparov, checkmates our Sardar in 8 moves .......
Santa is still scratching his head, as he leaves the airplane. Upon reaching Amritsar, Santa tells Banta about the game he had with Kasparov.
Banta: "Tu bhi pura buddhu hai Santa". (You're an absolute fool Santa) Santa: "kyon" (why)?
Banta: "Abe ........ Gary Kasparov Khabbu hai". (Gary Kasparov IS a lefty, no wonder he beat you left handed).