SardarJi Jokes: Santa's ferrari

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Thursday, July 13, 2006

Santa's ferrari

Santa singh shows up at his friend Banta Singh's Place in a Brand New - Red Ferarri.

Banta: Wow Banta, ke gaddi hai (What a car)Kithon laiye (where did you get it from)

Santa:Main highway te lift mung reha se ... Gori Mem aaee te meine kende "want a ride Mr. Singh" I hopped in, and she took me to the woods. Once in woods she got outside took off clothes and said to me "Mr Singh. take anything"

Banta is quite excited and asks "tu ke keeta Santa "

Santa: Mian gaddi lai layee. (I took the car)

Banta: Changa keeta kapde tenu fit bhi nahi aane se (good showyou wouldn't have fit into her clothes)